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post Jan 31 2007, 08:08 PM
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Meanwhile, Steiner realises that he can haul himself out of trouble using his sword. He sticks it into the earth and begins his ascent. Too bad TJ (who has finished casting his weight reduction spell)

TJ is left at the bottom alone.
Fat_Moogle is falling FAST.

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:11 PM
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Tj begins to quickly scramble up the hole before the now-skinny-fat-moogle can fall on top of him.



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post Jan 31 2007, 08:12 PM
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"Oh no, whats happening!"

fat_moogle is falling so fast, that he turns into a flaming fireball!

It heads directly towards Steiner...

SPLAT!

Steiner is left unconscious, flattened and burnt to a crisp.

fat_moogle is temporarily outcold.

EDIT: Ok, Im skinny then lol. Steiner was flattened by a skinny moogle.

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:13 PM
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Tj finally emerges from the hole, scopes out the burnt wreckage, and declares himself winer by default.



"EDIT: Ok, Im skinny then lol. Steiner was flattened by a skinny moogle."

Stranger things have happened...

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:16 PM
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Steiner starts to fill the hole with sand. Using help from the villagers of Cleyra. - They know their business. It looks like TJ aint gonna make it.
Steiner is gonna win.

Suddenly he is hit by a fireball. With his last gasp he calls. 'Mmm...mmm.' Quina appears. 'Not you, there aint no food'. I meant 'mmm...mmm...master Vivi.'

Vivi arrives and douses the flame with the water spell.

Then he gets an idea. 'Quina he says' 'Big Fat_moogle, you EAT.'
Quina starts munchin (having scared off the cowardly TJ)

- Also, I assume that fat_moogle has reinflated himself.

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:21 PM
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"NOO GET OFF ME!" fat_moogle cries in pain

"CANNIBAL!"

Suddenly, Princess Garnet comes along, and feeling sorry for the fat_moogle, attacks Steiner, her trusty bodyguard, and Quina, the trusty he/she/it with her stick thing [forgot the name]

fat_moogle wins!

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:22 PM
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-fat moogle now fat again, gotcha... lol


What steiner doesn't know is that TJ wasn't running from fear, he was going to retrieve his own FF army.

TJ returns with Auron, Vincent and Yuna in tow. Who then take out Steiner little helpers. Yuna summons Anima to take out anyone left over.

Since TJ no longer needs there assistance he dismisses them all. Leaving himself and a burnt up previously-skinny-now-fat-fat-moogle.

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:32 PM
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Leaving himself and a burnt up previously-skinny-now-fat-fat-moogle.

Does that mean I'm saved?
Confused!

Burnt up previously-skinny-now-fat_moogle is so confused, that he doesn't know whether to laught or cry

[he decides to cry- - - maybe people will sympothise...anyone? rolleyes.gif ]

Garnet walks over to fat_moogle and casts Curaga, restoring him to previous health...fat, filled with cholestorol and clotted veins.

fat_moogle vows to take over the world *plots mennacingly*

"TJ, will you help me?" He asks timidly


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post Jan 31 2007, 08:36 PM
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Nope I just left you so I could do this

*puts Fat_Moogle on a diet*

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:39 PM
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fat_moogle is filled with rage

"WHAT?" *fat_moogle scraps plans to dominate the world and plans on ridding the world of TJ once and for all!*

fat_moogle summons fat chocobo to help with the evil plans

*whisper...whisper*

"KWEH!" Says fat chocobo [fat chocobo is happy with the evil plan...which is odd, because even I dont know the plan yet!]

"Now, now, now..." Says fat_moogle, whilst sipping on Slimfast "...where shall I begin?"

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:45 PM
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-Flys back into the frey-

"AWESOME PIKA FLAK ATTACK!"


-blast the fat one away-

-Has victory sex with the fat chocobo- Wark!


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post Jan 31 2007, 08:48 PM
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Steiner, notices that TJs FF army contains Yu Yevon.

He seals a deal with him and Steiner is granted the gift of consistant auto-life. He can never lose any battle. In other words, he is made immortal. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHA,

And is left as victor.


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fat_moogle, distraught by this sudden attack BY HIS OWN FAMILY MEMBER, runs to the not-so-gold-more-like-rusted-bronze chocobo, sits on him, dials 999, and waits for the police to come by and take gold chocobo away to jail after the vicious assault on the fat chocobo

"PERVERT!" fat_moogle shouts as Gold Chocobo gets carted away in a Riot Van.

fat_moogle approaches Steiner
"Please forgive me! It was TJ...he...possesed me. May I join yourself, and Yu Yevon, and gain everlasting mortality? "



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post Jan 31 2007, 08:53 PM
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As Fat_moogle dials 999, the peace keeping force arrives.

That is...the Pluto Knights. Their duty is to arrest all those who go against Steiner. So fat_moogle, golden chocobo and TJ in prison. Blutzen and Kohel seal the cell doors tight.

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*doubles over in a fit of laughter*


I...hahaha....wi....hahaha....n....hahaha

edit for steiners post...

Bribes police to take his side with the promise of letting them win.


After the police drag off steiner instead of him, goes back on his deal with the police and instead just kills them all


I win, still...

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post Jan 31 2007, 08:59 PM
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The immortal Steiner is left in the cell with fat_moogle. He offers a deal.

'Im intrigued by your offer. I will share my immortality with you on one condition. You bust us outta this jail with your fat blubber.'

What d'you say?

Oh yeah. And when you find TJ. Keel heem.


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post Jan 31 2007, 09:06 PM
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"Agreed." fat_moogle says calmly

fat_moogle stands up, runs to the back of the cell, and charges into the wall. The foundations of the police station, bar the cell where fat_moogle and Steiner were, fell down, crushing all policemen. fat_moogle and Steiner were free!

"So...can I be immortal now, Steiner? Oh, and leave TJ to me! aggressive.gif "

fat_moogle and steiner are blisfully happy, having escaped there awful, grueling minutes time in jail

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post Jan 31 2007, 09:09 PM
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Well done fat_moogle!!! biggrin.gif

I will give you immortality as soon as you exterminate TJ.
Now go! And show him no mercy.


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fat_moogle, weary that Steiner is probably lying to him about granting immortality, seizes Steiner by the throat and DEMANDS Steiner to give him immortality now!

"Oi, Steiner! I demand you to give me immortality now!" tongue.gif

"Oh to hell with it..." says fat_moogle. He pulls out a throat lozenger for Steiner, feeling sorry about just giving him a sore throat

"I will return with his body, Steiner! Just you wait!"

fat_moogle runs to tellytubby land, TJ's secret hideout, and continues his search...maybe stopping off for tubby toast along the way

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post Jan 31 2007, 09:15 PM
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Sensing a plot against his life TJ quickly cast an invisibility spell..



tellytubby land??? wtf is that??? Sounds more like a place for a tubby guy like you...


btw my invisibility is sooo good that you will never find me, because I'm going to the store... I will continue this later... wink.gif

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