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post Apr 13 2007, 05:00 PM
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Yeah, well frosties are cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

-peep show


History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, living, who do all this

-karl Marx 9though it sounds like the archadians and dr cid


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post Apr 15 2007, 06:23 AM
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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

- dandywarhols.com

"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says excuse me, you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? And the rabbit says no. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit"

- Eddie Murphy joke.


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post Apr 21 2007, 11:59 PM
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post Apr 22 2007, 08:45 AM
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The One and Only: Like A virgin Scene from Reservoir Dogs

MR. BROWN:
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE:
No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.

MR. BROWN:
Whoa! whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

JOE:
Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?

MR. BROWN:
Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE:
Which one's true Blue?

NICE GUY EDDIE:
You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow that Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.

MR. ORANGE:
Yeah, so - I ain't saying I ain't heard of it. You know; all I asked is how's it go. Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

MR. BLONDE:
Personally, I can do without her.

MR. BLUE:
I used to like her early stuff-- Borderline. When she got all into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out.

MR. BROWN:
You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. I was saying something. What was it?

JOE:
Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?

MR. WHITE:
What's that?

MR. JOE:
It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?

MR. BROWN:
What the fuck was I talking about?

MR. PINK:
You said True Blue was about a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN:
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE:
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE:
A lot.

MR. BROWN:
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain.

JOE:
Chu? Toby Chu?

MR. BROWN:
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubbleyum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin.

JOE:
Wong.

MR. WHITE:
Give me that fucking thing.

JOE:
What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me my book back.

MR. WHITE:
I'm sick of fucking hearing it, Joe. I'll give it back to you when we leave.

JOE:
What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now.

MR. WHITE:
For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. Toby... Toby... Toby... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Chung... Fucking Charlie Chan. I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby the Jap I-don't-know-what, coming out of my right.


Fuckin Classic

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post Apr 22 2007, 11:45 AM
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^ Lmfao. That officially takes the cake!


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post Apr 22 2007, 11:49 AM
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you got the clip here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_TAdHLlY0

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post Apr 22 2007, 02:47 PM
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Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.

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post Apr 22 2007, 05:53 PM
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Well, this isn't my all time favorite quote. Even so, I like it. 8D

'Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.'
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post Apr 22 2007, 07:35 PM
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"thou shall not steal"

that counts right
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post Apr 29 2007, 11:25 PM
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Quoted from my friend when I asked him for advice.

''So, I hear you want to be a champion? There can only be one, but I will show you the ways. Come.''


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post May 3 2007, 07:10 PM
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"The proletariat...has always found itself at the centre of a daily and permanent conflict, sometimes overt, and most often muffled, but always violent, which has lasted for a century and a half; now the class which has continually been at war against the conditions of its own oppression must necessarily perish or have the upper hand over all the other classes who, sometimes at war, sometimes at peace, have never been so ready to attack, nor so prepared to defend themselves. On the other hand, the very nature of this war requires that the propertied classes can never destroy their enemy, that is to say abolish the proletariat, without abolishing the very conditions of their own supremacy: they need the proletariat, the proletariat does not need them" - Gianfranco Sanguinetti


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post May 3 2007, 09:10 PM
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its not nuclear, its nucular..the "S" is silent..


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post May 4 2007, 12:21 AM
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I've got a few.

"Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You know very well you're not real."
"I am real!" said Alice, and began to cry.
"You won't make yourself a bit realer by crying," Tweedledee remarked: "there's nothing to cry about."
"If I wasn't real," Alice said - half laughing through her tears, it all seemed so ridiculous - "I shouldn't be able to cry."
"I hope you don't think those are REAL tears?" Tweedledee interrupted in a tone of great contempt.
-Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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Dear Father, I have no intention of making a peace pact between my body and soul, and neither do I intend to hold back. Therefore, allow me to tame my body by not altering my diet; I will not stop for the rest of my life, until there is no more life left. You should not think that my body is so mortified and weak as it seems; it acts this way so that I should not demand the debt it contracted in the world, when it liked pleasure...Oh my body, why do you not help me to serve my creator and redeemer? Why are you not as quick to obey as you were to disobey His commands? Do not lament, do not cry; do not pretend to be half dead. You will bear the weight that I place on your shoulders, all of it...I not only wish to abstain from bodily food but I wish to die a thousand times a day, were it possible, in this mortal life of mine.
-Saint Margaret of Cortona, in a letter to her confessor ordering her to eat. Died February 22, 1227, of starvation.

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post May 4 2007, 04:54 AM
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post May 4 2007, 06:13 AM
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^I like that one - so true.

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post May 9 2007, 03:13 AM
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“ The Tsarist police, in alliance with the landowners and the capitalists, organized pogroms against the Jews. The landowners and capitalists tried to divert the hatred of the workers and peasants who were tortured by want against the Jews. ... Only the most ignorant and downtrodden people can believe the lies and slander that are spread about the Jews. ... It is not the Jews who are the enemies of the working people. The enemies of the workers are the capitalists of all countries. Among the Jews there are working people, and they form the majority. They are our brothers, who, like us, are oppressed by capital; they are our comrades in the struggle for socialism. Among the Jews there are kulaks, exploiters and capitalists, just as there are among the Russians, and among people of all nations... Rich Jews, like rich Russians, and the rich in all countries, are in alliance to oppress, crush, rob and disunite the workers... Shame on accursed Tsarism which tortured and persecuted the Jews. Shame on those who foment hatred towards the Jews, who foment hatred towards other nations.” - Vladimir Lenin

“ The development of Modern Industry, therefore, cuts from under its feet the very foundation on which the bourgeoisie produces and appropriates products. What the bourgeoisie therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable. ” - Karl Marx (The Communist Manifesto)
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post May 9 2007, 07:43 PM
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QUOTE(curranleeds @ Apr 8 2007, 05:54 AM) *

"When you're born in this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in American, you get a front row seat."
-George Carlin

That one is a really good one, who is this George Carlin?


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post May 10 2007, 11:28 PM
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy to those who think.

Don't know who said it, but my teacher has it on her podium. I looove it.


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post May 11 2007, 02:14 PM
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I thought I told y'all niggas before, Y'all niggas can't fuck with me! - Mystikal in the song "Shake Your Ass"

seriously though? I wrote this in my close friends' leaving books at High School.

Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened.William Moody, formerly WWF character Paul Bearer




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post May 11 2007, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE(Nick @ May 11 2007, 09:14 AM) *


Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened.William Moody, formerly WWF character Paul Bearer



That's really beautiful. I'll have to remember that one. smile.gif


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I like to keep my issue drawn
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