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BohemianAndy
post May 16 2008, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(Nick @ May 17 2008, 12:44 AM) *

QUOTE(BohemianAndy @ May 16 2008, 03:06 PM) *

- Being "caught" by a parent


If you mean having sex, then au contraire Bandy. Nothing says cool like a look over the shoulder, saying "What?" in a put out voice and then getting back to the job at hand before the door is even shut as they scurry off embaressed tongue.gif


I was referring to another activity... otherwise known as choking the chicken, pulling the weasel, waxing the pipes etc tongue.gif


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post May 16 2008, 05:01 PM
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Having a wank? Pft, I imagine similar tactics could easily apply tongue.gif


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post May 16 2008, 05:30 PM
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No, they don't. It is a very different story


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post May 16 2008, 07:42 PM
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Can't look cool when a piece of chewing gum falls out of your mouth...
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post May 16 2008, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE(L.J. @ May 16 2008, 01:58 PM) *

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stumbling
studdering
wearing a muscle shirt when you have no muscles
wearing spandex when you're grossly overweight
playing a videogame


No!



Then give me an example of how someone could look cool while playing a videogame.


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post May 16 2008, 09:24 PM
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^Completely owning your opponent at Wii Sports?


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post May 17 2008, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(BohemianAndy @ May 14 2008, 10:03 PM) *

@ Xii: Well well well...look who it is tongue.gif


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post May 17 2008, 01:47 AM
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QUOTE(joesmith123 @ May 16 2008, 08:59 PM) *

QUOTE(L.J. @ May 16 2008, 01:58 PM) *

QUOTE(joesmith123 @ May 14 2008, 06:14 PM) *

stumbling
studdering
wearing a muscle shirt when you have no muscles
wearing spandex when you're grossly overweight
playing a videogame


No!



Then give me an example of how someone could look cool while playing a videogame.


Playing someone on FIFA or any other football game, kicking off the game, taking the ball to about 30 years out, smashing one in the top corner of the goal, putting the controller down and walking out, your superiority over the rest of humankind at that very moment unquestionable.


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post May 17 2008, 03:40 AM
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- Having a nose bleed during a swimming session
- Humming
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post May 17 2008, 03:55 AM
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QUOTE(Dawn @ May 17 2008, 01:30 AM) *

No, they don't. It is a very different story


Exactly.

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That's pretty much the realistic reaction on both sides.

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- Humming


I think that it can be cool if done correctly xD

- A guy crying whilst watching a chick-flick.
- Getting hit by a car


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post May 17 2008, 04:05 AM
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QUOTE(BohemianAndy @ May 16 2008, 08:55 PM) *
QUOTE(silentaura @ May 17 2008, 11:40 AM) *
- Humming
I think that it can be cool if done correctly xD

correctly and accurately... I hum every now and then when I forgot some song's title whilst trying to explain it to someone. And I do it while alone, people would think I'm weird though, it's probably they have bad tastes cool.gif

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- A guy crying whilst watching a chick-flick.

huh.gif ...

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- Getting hit by a car

I have a similar experience.. except it's my feet getting ran over by a motorcycle. Gah, bad memory.


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post May 17 2008, 04:11 AM
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QUOTE(silentaura @ May 17 2008, 12:05 PM) *

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- A guy crying whilst watching a chick-flick.

huh.gif ...


It's basically a movie that is intended for a girl audience.

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I have a similar experience.. except it's my feet getting ran over by a motorcycle. Gah, bad memory.


I see. I've never actually been hit by a car, but my little brother has. Can't really be nonchalant when being hit, then rolling across the bonnet and smashing the windscreen tongue.gif


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post May 17 2008, 04:17 AM
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Dang, that's gotta be a rough clean up o_O

- Roller blading, when its ain't popular anymore, I used to...
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post May 17 2008, 04:00 PM
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Completely owning your opponent at Wii Sports?


No, everyone looks slightly ridiculous when they're playing the Wii.


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Playing someone on FIFA or any other football game, kicking off the game, taking the ball to about 30 years out, smashing one in the top corner of the goal, putting the controller down and walking out, your superiority over the rest of humankind at that very moment unquestionable.



Ok, in that instance I stand corrected. However such feats are impossible for all but the greatest men, and those individuals look cool doing anything. biggrin.gif


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post May 17 2008, 06:03 PM
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Being not Steiner.


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As opposed to "Not being Steiner"? tongue.gif


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post May 17 2008, 08:55 PM
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^I think my wording was far more elegant. tongue.gif


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post May 17 2008, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(steiner @ May 17 2008, 08:55 PM) *

^I think my wording was far more elegant. tongue.gif

Though awkward. As usual.

- Accidentally taking something that isn't yours but looked like yours (e.g. backpack, jacket, etc.)
- Talking to yourself.
- Spilling a drink over your clothes (or has this been said yet?).


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- Entering a public urinal at the same time as other guys
- Slipping over and falling on your ass when taking a kick at a soccer ball


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post May 19 2008, 09:48 AM
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- Making a herbarium. For those of you who wouldn't know; it's basically a collection of dried plants. Yes, it's that cool.


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