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steiner
QUOTE(-josh- @ Apr 20 2007, 03:04 PM) *

Shut it fool. Who Thy pitay

No. Just no.
Sarah
WINNNNAR. oh yes.
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:00 PM) *

WINNNNAR. oh yes.

No. Just no.
Sarah
ewww get off, i win.
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:25 PM) *

ewww get off, i win.

No. Just no.
Sarah
no.
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:44 PM) *

no.

No. Just no.
Sarah
yes
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:45 PM) *

yes

No. Just no.
Sarah
ah. what can shut you up?
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:48 PM) *

ah. what can shut you up?

No. Just no.
Sarah
i'm so tempted to give up
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 09:54 PM) *

i'm so tempted to give up

No. Just no.

(Im so tempted to say 'thats a given' but I gotta continue my run.)
Sarah
wow, you dont think i should give up. thanks steiney.

i win.
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 10:00 PM) *

wow, you dont think i should give up. thanks steiney.

i win.

No. Just no.
Sarah
*SIGH*
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 10:11 PM) *

*SIGH*

No. Just no.
Sarah
can we have a normal convo?
fat_moogle
Hello sarah, how are you today?
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 10:13 PM) *

can we have a normal convo?

No. Just no.




Okay. Ive HAD IT! If you want to look at some imaginative speech from me, look at pages 2 - 5 of this thread. I poured ALL my imagination into those pages. aggressive.gif
Sarah
LOL, *goes takes a look*

hey FM, i'm mellow, you?
fat_moogle
[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 08:19 PM' post='229028']
Guess who's back?


SPOILER: Steiner. I win!
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 08:39 PM' post='229040']
yep.

But dont you make me use my sword. Ill only give one warning.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 08:56 PM' post='229067']
However, what TJ cut off was not Steiner's head, but his steel helmet. Steiner, having spotted the swinging sword, ducked his head below into his armour. As his helmet was cut off, fell on the floorand TJ gloated, Steiner swung round viciously and bodyslammed TJ onto a wall of spikes (which just happened to be there.)

Then Steiner, recollecting his newly reforged sword (thanks to TJ), celebrated his marvelous victory. cool.gif

EDIT: He also head butts the nearby Fat_moogle, whos momentum carries him into the nearby stream (containing his own helmet), where he is washed away.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 08:59 PM' post='229072']
Steiner kicks TJ back into the wall of spikes and spits over his DEAD carcass.

Steiner is left alive and alone. The sole winner.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:02 PM' post='229079']
However, he spells phoenix down incorrectly, making it only 'fenix down', which is also a well-known poison. This further kills TJ. He is Overkilled.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:05 PM' post='229081']
Me too.

Anyway, Steiner accepts TJ's truce and they attempt to work out a plan.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:08 PM' post='229086']
Meanwhile, Steiner realises that he can haul himself out of trouble using his sword. He sticks it into the earth and begins his ascent. Too bad TJ (who has finished casting his weight reduction spell)

TJ is left at the bottom alone.
Fat_Moogle is falling FAST.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:16 PM' post='229093']
Steiner starts to fill the hole with sand. Using help from the villagers of Cleyra. - They know their business. It looks like TJ aint gonna make it.
Steiner is gonna win.

Suddenly he is hit by a fireball. With his last gasp he calls. 'Mmm...mmm.' Quina appears. 'Not you, there aint no food'. I meant 'mmm...mmm...master Vivi.'

Vivi arrives and douses the flame with the water spell.

Then he gets an idea. 'Quina he says' 'Big Fat_moogle, you EAT.'
Quina starts munchin (having scared off the cowardly TJ)

- Also, I assume that fat_moogle has reinflated himself.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:48 PM' post='229106']
Steiner, notices that TJs FF army contains Yu Yevon.

He seals a deal with him and Steiner is granted the gift of consistant auto-life. He can never lose any battle. In other words, he is made immortal. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHA,

And is left as victor.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:53 PM' post='229109']
As Fat_moogle dials 999, the peace keeping force arrives.

That is...the Pluto Knights. Their duty is to arrest all those who go against Steiner. So fat_moogle, golden chocobo and TJ in prison. Blutzen and Kohel seal the cell doors tight.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 09:59 PM' post='229113']
The immortal Steiner is left in the cell with fat_moogle. He offers a deal.

'Im intrigued by your offer. I will share my immortality with you on one condition. You bust us outta this jail with your fat blubber.'

What d'you say?

Oh yeah. And when you find TJ. Keel heem.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:09 PM' post='229117']
Well done fat_moogle!!! biggrin.gif

I will give you immortality as soon as you exterminate TJ.
Now go! And show him no mercy.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:18 PM' post='229122']
Steiner, in coming to the aid of the trusting fat_moogle, sends a chocolate beam which is designed to stick onto TJ. TJ is covered in chocolate.

'Fat_moogle', he says, 'try smelling him out. Just follow your nose to the chocolatey goodness.'

And kill him...

EDIT: Quit yer whinin. Ill give you yer imortality after. y'hear me?
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:24 PM' post='229130']
'O crap' thinks Steiner. I though it was an INVISIBILITY spell.

'I wish I had learnt to read.'

'Fine, have your stupid immortality spell and kill TJ!'

A yellow auror surrounds fat_moogle, unlike the gold one surrounding Steiner.

'Now go!'

EDIT: HEY WAIT. YOU DUPED ME. IT WAS AN INVISIBILITY SPELL. NOT INVINCABILITY. I GAVE YOU POWERS FOR NOTHING. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO FAT_MOOGLE!!!!
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:29 PM' post='229134']
Steiner. Now furious, hurls the dictionary at fat_moogle.

DIE!!!

But the dictionary bounces off him.

Suddenly, Steiner has an idea.

'I know how I can defeat every single possible enemy' he says. 'I just need to have a rendezvous with my good friend...'
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:37 PM' post='229144']
Before Steiner's plan can come into fruition, he must get rid of the pervert.

'Lets all gang up and destroy the pervert' He says.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:41 PM' post='229149']
Steiner rolls on the floor with laughter.

'Now look what you've done to me!'

'At least kill the pervert!!!'


EDIT: Oh. Well done. That was quick.

Steiner steps on GC's balls. 'No more baby's for you.'


Now for my master plan...MUHAHAhAhAHAH!!!!
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 10:57 PM' post='229162']
Steiner is torn. Should he carry on with his master plan, or should he kill the newly-turned-mega-strong-pervert boss.

He chooses to kill the latter. He joins forces with Vivi, and together they perform Apocalypse sword against GC. (Vivi just learnt it).

Even GC cannot take this, and is buried deep in the earth. Goodbye Gold Chocobo.

AND WITH FAT_MOOGLE AND TJ FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES AGAINST THE MIGHTY STEINER, STEINER IS DECLARED THE VICTORIOUS WINNER. biggrin.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif smile.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif

THE END

(you can close this thread now)
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[quote name='steiner' date='Jan 31 2007, 11:07 PM' post='229166']
Well the egg isnt living. Therefore, I still win since Ill keep it in a tiny cage with too little room for it to hatch.

SO I WIN.

(Damn, I never did get to show y'all my master plan. It was so devious.)
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:08 AM' post='229174']
Halt right there.
This is it...

The Final Showdown...

Between Steiner and TJ.

Wot ya gonna do?
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:12 AM' post='229177']
Fine. I accept.

Reaches forwards to shake hands...

But slips in a knife in between his ribs.
'Not on your life. Literally.'

I WIN (sorry for being a selfish bitch who cant share victories, I guess its just my nature)
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:22 AM' post='229181']
Anyway, I return to my master plan, which is this:

Steiner meets Necron, who transports him to another universe. Then Necron destroys the previous universe in which everyone else lives due to Steiner's immensly persuasive techniques. (Shouting till Necron cowers in fear, or rolls on the floor with laughter - forcing Necron to do his bidding)

Steiner is left in the one remaining universe alone. As the winner.

TJ, fat_moogle, GC and everyone else are engulfed in the nothingness.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:28 AM' post='229185']
No can do.

You sold your soul to X-Master remember. (Look at your sig) You dont have the right to bind it to me. You die completely.

SO I WIN!
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:32 AM' post='229189']
Hey. Your dead. You got swallowed up by nothingness. Cheat!

*Sticks tongue out*

Im the winner
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 12:38 AM' post='229191']
...I need X-master to say that himself.

You could be lying.

Until then....I WIN

(Man, its gettin tiring repeating the same phrase) - Cant you all just die> Why be so stubborn?



Man - Im beat. Im gonna call it a night - s'almost 12.
But Ill be back. With vengeance.
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 08:03 AM' post='229335']
X-Masters come and gone, and said NOTHING.

Meaning...SPOILER: I WIN
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[quote name='steiner' date='Feb 1 2007, 06:21 PM' post='229410']
No you dont. beee.gif

I win. I totally owned you lamers. biggrin.gif
[/quote]
LMAO!

That's some imagination you have there!

(LOL I forgot about all this convo and whatever we had tongue.gif)

And sarah, I'm good thanks! Just been cinema smile.gif
Sarah
LMAO.


aw sweet, what did you see?
steiner
lolz@Chicken_Wuss: You fucked up the quotes.

How could you not remember? Those were the happiest days of my life.

fat_moogle
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 10:24 PM) *

LMAO.


aw sweet, what did you see?

Wild Hogs. It has John Travolta in it. Were not too bad, some funny moments!
QUOTE(steiner @ Apr 20 2007, 10:27 PM) *

lolz@Chicken_Wuss: You fucked up the quotes.
I didnt. The forum did :/ I think it's because there were too many
QUOTE(steiner @ Apr 20 2007, 10:27 PM) *

How could you not remember? Those were the happiest days of my life.
I'm sorry! I didn't just forget you, I forgot myself too! *is a sieve*
steiner
Oh yeah. I forgot that the average brain size of a chicken is less than that of the average pea.

So that explains a lot Chicken_Wuss. tongue.gif
fat_moogle
If I were to be a Chicken, can I please be 'Boneless Chicken'?

You know Boneless Chicken, right? Cousin to:
IPB Image
COW AND CHICKEN!

Couldn't find a pic of Boneless sad.gif
steiner
ZOMFG. I LUV COW & CHICKEN!!!!! biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Boneless chicken is cool. So I deem you Chicken_Wuss aka Boneless_Chicken.


I have SO gotta watch COw and Chicken agian.

Mamma had a chicken
Mamma had a cow
Dad was proud
He didnt care how...



I R BABOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Btw; G2G
fat_moogle
LOL YES!

Boneless_Chicken it is!!

I loved cow and chicken too!

Lmao @ the lyrics!! Cartoons these days just aren;t the same sad.gif

ANNNND....
IPB Image
Haha!

Do you remember in cow and chicken 'Pork Butts and Gravy', and they always fired it from the catapult LMAO!

EDIT: KK, see ya later!
I was watching it the other day actually tongue.gif
steiner
^lmao. tongue.gif

So true.

Some of my favourite sayings come from it.

'Shut your pie-hole'
'Shut you pork trap'

I say these to people all the time. laugh.gif

And they're like - WTF?
fat_moogle
laugh.gif

Steiner, we should create a cow and chicken fan club tongue.gif

Wouldn't we just be the coolest member's in town?! lmao

^Lol @ sayings. I liked it when mum and dad dialled the phone with there feet lol, becuase they only had legs tongue.gif

EDIT: I'm off to play FFXII.

I havent played it in over 3 weeks XD We shall have to discuss our love for cow and chicken some other time tongue.gif

See ya! (Bye Sarah!)
Sarah
lmao i well remember that. it was borderline when they changed all the decent kids programs.

SAVED BY THE BELL
SABRINA
KEANEN AND KELL [ MM ORANGE SODA]
PINKY AND THE BRAIN
BLOODY POWER RANGERS


ew as if they play this stuff now. its all politically correct stuff and boring, ridiculous, horrible, nasty, stupid shit.

i havnt played xii for ages either, i seem to play it in spurts.

BYEEE!
Inhert
BYE.
/WIN.
Sarah
*steals win*
Inhert
GRRRR
/WIN
Sarah
nahhh
Snake
Puts Xiitharn and Inhert on a podium... Oh shucks, they are already there. Oh well, they are still both awesome.

*tries to win, but fails*
Inhert
awh k-i

you're such a special individual.

/WIN
Sarah
you both won for such short periods of time sad.gif
Inhert
BURN!

/WIN
Sarah
omg no thank you
fat_moogle
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 11:41 PM) *

SAVED BY THE BELL
sad.gif
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 11:41 PM) *

SABRINA
Salem FTW!!
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 20 2007, 11:41 PM) *

PINKY AND THE BRAIN
IPB Image laugh.gif (Used to LOVE these!)


Balthier's Girl
Well, if you're saying Pinky and The Brain, you really have to mention Animaniacs. They have bologna in their slacks, yo.
steiner
Ooooh. I love Pinky & the Brain.

*sings*

Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane

laugh.gif

And I loved animaniacs as well.


But best of all is probly Keenan and Kel.
'Who loves orange Soda?'

But Chris is the ultimate joker - hes up there with Steiner
And the Dad's jokes as well.
B.Valentine
i hated pinky and the brain but i still watched it...XD
Balthier's Girl
LOLZ

I loved Saved By The Bell. I went down to FLA to visit my dad last year and actually SAW Bayside High School. I almost died!
Sarah
OMG that sounds well ace bg ohmy.gif

lol @ bv
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 21 2007, 10:52 PM) *

OMG that sounds well ace bg ohmy.gif

lol @ bv

Thats a given.
Sarah
is it a new record today?
steiner
QUOTE(Sarah @ Apr 21 2007, 11:52 PM) *

is it a new record today?

No. Just no.


But it is the end of a legend. Not that you would know.

*spits*
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