I wanna play a game....I wanna play Dr.

So..this is how it works. I tell you a symptom, and you tell me what's wrong and what you can do to me..erm, I mean..to fix it. xD

Anyone can play!

K...first symptom:

Serious Migrain....I think it is from too much sex...what do you think?

hehehe

(I am completely bored, can you tell??)

I KNOW, I KNOW!

You can use...

4 head!

OR

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!


It just sounds to me like she hit her head on the headboard of the bed one too many times. xD

LOL

BA is suppose to answer!! LOL

Could be from the computer screen, or from the lights above, or from the sex, or from the lack of sleep, or it could be that I have a lose skull fragment!!

Oh sorry, I must have misunderstood the meaning of:

anyone can ask questions! I am good at not being clear xD

RB, I think you have had too much of teh sexay. I recommend limiting teh sexay to once per day.

That is the most lame recommendation ever made. You are not following a good path to be a doctor, mate

Doctors orders!

I'm glad you liked it

LMAO!

Less sex?! And your a guy?! WTF! LOL

OK...less it is!

How about this one:

I seem to have an overactive foot. It tends to spazz and cramp outta no where...what should I do?

^ I know... I have strayed from the natural carnal desires of the male...but I had to in order to help you, RB. Please understand that xD

For your new problem...

Try kicking someone each time your foot cramps up. Always works for me, and the cramp/spasm goes away quickly If there is no one to kick, then simply resort back to teh sexay

LOL

ummmm....

My friend has a bad habbit of wearing her clothes backwards and speaking in circles.

What can I do for her?

(My questions will get weirder and weirder if no one else asks questions xD)

Dr. BA, I feel strangely short of breath. I think a little mouth-to-mouth with my fave doc ought to be just the cure.

Argh, one at a time!

@ RB: Tell your friend to stop wearing clothes altogether, and instead of speaking learn sign language. Problem solvered!

@ GRG2: Anything for my beautiful hippie wife...

*Gives the necessary mouth to mouth*

I hope that has helped in your moment of crisis

Doctor, I cant sleep...my mind keeps wandering onto different thoughts...

Im being serious. What should I do?

Oh, yes. Yes it has. But now my heart is racing. . .whatever shall I do?

I have almost the same issue...but when I close my eyes...I see demon like creatures with big eyes...

what should I take or do?

Oh dear, it's urgent. Now I feel tingly all over. I think I need a long, hot, steamy cuddle. (I'm trying to keep it PG-13 here. )

Oh yes, Doctor. Oh yes.

The both of you - spray your room with garlic essence, wear a silver bracelet, bake some cookies and eat them (preferably choc-chip), run around naked outside whilst chanting hymns, then proceed to sleep after drinking a nice warm cup of goats blood.

That worked last time for me, and hopefully it will work for you too




Emergency!!

*Cuddles up with GRG2 and gives a massage*

I won't elaborate on what happened, due to censorship requirements

Anytime you've got an issue GRG2, you know who to call xD

Oh, doctor, you give me just what I need. I think I need a daily prescription of hugs and cuddles. Then I should be right as rain.

Mmm, you seem to be more talented than I thought

Good job, doc

^ Thank you Mr moderator sir xD

So, how are you at therapeutic massage, Dr. BA? I could sure use one right now.

*Massages teh GRG2 with special massaging lotion*

*Uses baby oil too*

xD

I have bad verbal dyslexia. What can you prescribe other than a vow of eternal silence?

Hmm...

Repeat this 1000 times VERY fast...

"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

After that, repeat this poem -

"Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw."

xD

...You're a very cruel doctor...

You know what they say...

You've got to be cruel to be kind sometimes

xD

RAWR!

You all should've heard me trying to say that poem with a decent buzz. It was quite humorous.

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